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Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

bettie — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:55:41 -0000

we believe in you!!!!

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

arinewman — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:03:51 -0000

Knowing how hard Micah worked on this goal, I am truly inspired and proud of him for achieving his vision. This could not have been done by a lesser douche.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:18:04 -0000

Whats funny. Its the title of the post is "Douchebag Jumps the Shark."
Jumping the shark isnt the moment that Happy Days became the greatest
show on earth, its when it no longer was interesting.

When I say mission accomplished, I use it in reference to achieving
what I set out to do, rank well for Douchebag, but interweave it into
my personal branding.

But, when I go to an event, and at least 5 people come up to me with
the same douchebag jokes, etc, its clear that Douchebag has jumped the
shark.

So, yes, its time to move onto the next...

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Lucretia M Pruitt — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 04:13:46 -0000

Oooh!! Congrats!!
We were never in doubt that you'd get there!
Rock on!

Next? You mean, there's a next? would that be sort of like a "Douchbag exit strategy"?? ;)

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:42:04 -0000

Also good points. Just thinking it would be fun to work on another
challenge. But, I am pretty dominant, so perhaps there is no need?

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Jeff Judge — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:11:55 -0000

I think you have to ask yourself, why should i go further? I'm already the #1 douche bag. What else could there be?

i love the mission accomplished photo. Well done.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

ryankuder — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:24:02 -0000

Wow. Just goes to show that you can accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:15:03 -0000

Very good points. Perhaps this needs further study. I must ponder.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

NickN — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 00:05:54 -0000

Hmm... Some sort of cocksuckerishness that understood the context of the douchbaggery in progress in order to make it more targeted and offensive? You could be on to something there... Or perhaps aggregated micro-douchebagging?

Either way, I think I start to run out of syllables...

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:57:05 -0000

Nick - the semantic douchebag...interesting...must think about that. Perhaps its micro-douchebagging? Would that be the exploration of the link between douchbaggery and cocksuckerish?

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

NickN — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:41:21 -0000

Congratulations on a mountain well climbed. But I have to question "numbnuts"... It seems so, um, hairily testicular in comparison to your prior achievement.

Besides... Shouldn't real thought leaders be focused on Douchebag 3.0 -- the Semantic Douchebag?

p.s. very glad I found your blog :-)

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:27:03 -0000

Dude, If its like the startupweekend song, I might pass... (kidding!
kinda.)

;)

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Charley Hine — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:23:04 -0000

The whole thing was just awesome. I want to write a song about it.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:19:04 -0000

Thanks. Any idea on what my next title should be?

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Guest — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:15:08 -0000

Congrats! You Da Douche!

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:14:09 -0000

dude, that would be totally bad ass. I can even get someone to make it look pretty...you can affiliate it out, and we will make millions!

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Jim Kukral — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:04:03 -0000

I own douchebagday.com. Perhaps today could be named after your accomplishment? :)

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Micah Baldwin — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:56:03 -0000

Thanks Jim. It was time to move on to something new. After all no self respecting douchebag would ever be caught being boring.

Re: The Douchebag Jumps The Shark

Jim Kukral — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 22:52:55 -0000

Awesome work!