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Re: Why Hot Yoga Made Me Laugh As Much As Farting Does

Samantha — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:33:16 -0000

I think BIkram yoga is hilarious....especially if you happen to take the class of a 'yoga nazi' like the dark haired co-owner of Hermosa Beach Bikram. She studied my every move and loudly, publicly, chastised me for not following her moves exactly. Excuse me, Im sorry, I didn't sign up for drill team. did I???

Im just taking a yoga class...I have some injuries and am listening to my body, so BACK....THE F*^$@ UP FROM YOUR INTIMIDATION TACTICS LADY!!!! Bikram basically says "ignore your own body wisdom and follow us....we know your body and medical history better than YOU do....(even though we never asked you about it) TRUST US!!!

What happened to a genuine smile and heart-felt spiritual infusion into class??
All that is missing in BIKRAM!!! Also, same exact 26 poses every time????
Why is doing the same exact thing every single class not a good idea???

1) boredom

2)repetitive motion injury

3) I HATE COOKIE CUTTER WORKOUTS!!!!

Ill stick to Astanga, which gives me a better workout and almost the same sweat
(without artificially heating up my body) thanks!!!

Re: Why Hot Yoga Made Me Laugh As Much As Farting Does

steves yok — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 06:36:03 -0000

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Re: Why Hot Yoga Made Me Laugh As Much As Farting Does

adam — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:44:39 -0000

One of the poses in hot yoga is called "wind removing pose".

It happens about 48 minutes into the class and after that every pose is turned into a variation, such as trying to hold in a fart cobra, trying to hold in a fart bow, trying to hold in a fart locust, etc.

I think its good for you though.

Re: Why Hot Yoga Made Me Laugh As Much As Farting Does

Barbara S — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:45:27 -0000

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